i-found-you-justine-time:

daxterdd:

myfeetlitup:

Photographer:  “Okay, so who’ve we got first…Matt! Alright, Matt, come on out!”

“Great, Matt!  Gaze off into the distance and look conflicted; the soccer moms eat that shit up!”

“Ok, who’s next?”

Chord:  “Me!”

Photographer:  “Great! Oh…you’re wearing a shirt…okay, I want to you tear that shirt up…that’s it baby, you’re angry; rip it apart! Grrr! Dominate that shirt!”

“Thanks buddy.  Okay, Cory, you’re up!”

“Awesome, Cory, great! The sexy was definitely flowing through!” 

“Kevin, it’s your turn.”

“Yeah, Kevin, pull the shorts a liiittle lower…there we go! Wet and wild!”

Mark: “Hey; I’m here for the shoot.”

Photographer:  “Hey Mark!….Uh, is that a fish?”

Mark:  “Yep. I just caught it and I’m feeling pretty proud of my fishing skills, so I thought I’d use it as a prop.”

Photographer:  “Okay, I can make it work…you’re outdoorsy, a hunter, the ladies are drawn to that….fantastic, buddy, you’re all done.  Is Harry ready?”

Harry:  “Yup! Right here!”

Photographer: “Amazing Harry!  You’re on fire, on fire!  I mean, you’re almost literally on fire….”

“Okay, where’s Darren?”

Darren: “Oh wow; I’m so excited for this shoot!  I just want it to be very natural and earned, okay?  So I kind of put my own spin on it…”

Photographer:  “Body paint and…rainbow nail polish?”

Photographer: “I can dig it!  Okay Darren, you’ve got to stop bouncing around now…no, I need you to stand still and look at the camera.  Yes, I agree, the body paint looks awesome, but just look over here…oh, good enough.”

“Okay, let’s bring out the last Glee guy: Chris!”

Photographer:  “Oh.  Um…Chris?  We’re kind of trying to go for a more sexy, hot male bodies theme here….so how about we lose the um, several layers?  How are you not drenched in sweat right now?”

Chris:  “I’m not interested in becoming a sex symbol.”

Photographer:  “But-“

Chris: “Nope.”

This is hilariously perfect.

OMG DARREN AND CHRIS!!! Hahaha! And Harry almost literally on fire!

I mean, you’re almost literally on fire..